I hate when people are so self absorbed that they feel the only way to lift their spirits is to do something that directly benefits themselves.
Recently a coworker of mine lost her family home and all her possessions in a house fire. She literally returned home from a long day of work to find her house in a smoldering heap and nothing to call her own aside from the clothes on her back.
So, after seeing no one offer much more than an “I’m sorry” over the past week I took matters into my own hands. Jean loves cooking and baking and lost her prized kitchen aid mixer in the fire. I ended up buying her a brand new mixer and crockpot today and the look on her face when I handed them over was priceless.
Moral of the story…next time you feel the need for a pick me up maybe you should just pay it forward. You may be surprised at how doing little things for other can make you feel a whole lot better all around.
Love how I randomly comment on picture of my ex girlfriends cat on Facebook and she immediately texts me for the first time in almost a year…to ask if I’m still with my current girlfriend.
Booty call much?
There’s nothing quite like watching a clumsy blockhead beefcake pitbull attempt to chase her St. Bernard best friend through 3.5 feet of snow.
Reminds of what it would be like to see a fully dressed scuba diver chase an Olympic sprinter over dry land. Ridiculous.
Welcome to my life.
Did I mention that I hate winter? This whole negative temperature, snowing every other day thing is bull.
It’s legit warmer in Alaska right now. WTF.
I hate winter but love when my babe secretly heats up blankets in the dryer and then smothers me with them.
Seriously though, winter blows. I’m ready for some down by the creek country fun.
Loving how the 50+ people I work with are totally busting my not so secret admirer’s balls on the daily.
Sucks being a 20 year old boy lusting after a dyke.
Can’t count the number of times he’s attempted to say something suave to me and someone else has chimed in like “bro, you know she gets more pussy than you right?”